sunshine, daisies, buttermellow.

29 Jul 2014
6·31 pm

imperiumwife:

himymawesomeny:

vampmissedith:

lyonsheart:

#let’s play guess the endgame one more time 

Okay you know what I was just gonna reblog this and say nothing but you know what, I’m pissed off and you wanna know why?

Ted is a Nice Guy. I don’t mean a nice man, no. I mean the motherfucking “Nice Guy” who moans and complains about how women just won’t flock to him and be exactly who he expects of them. He knew from the beginning Robin wanted to focus on her career before marriage. He knew from the beginning she didn’t want kids. She rejected him time after time before they dated the first time. She rejected him time after time after that, for nine goddamn fucking years. His refusal to stop pursuing her, and accept she did not fucking love her, destroyed his relationship with Victoria TWICE. He is the whiny high school teenager bitching because the popular girl he obsesses over just isn’t into him. He is the goddamn Nice Guy, the kind whose every action, every so-called kind deed is done purely out of trying to get Robin to date him.

Robin motherfucking Scherbatsky was an independent woman who not only relied on herself, but expected the men she wanted to be with to be independent and rely on himself, as well. She was career-minded and strong and independent and self-reliant. Those were the traits that doomed her and Ted.

In this gifset we see that Ted did not respect Robin for who she was. He didn’t want her to be self-reliant—he wanted her to rely on him. He’s like so many men out there, so many Nice Guys. Baby, let me take care of you while you put me before everything else, You’re too independent, Robin. I need you to need me, I need you to rely on me. The reason they didn’t work out was because they both wanted and needed different things in relationships, and that’s okay—what isn’t okay is that instead of accepting that, Ted blames her. Tells her that SHE is the reason why they broke up, and something about her is WRONG. He insults her, tells her that her fundamental personality is wrong, and that she is why their relationship failed; that they they just aren’t compatible, no; because she is broken.

She is so upset at this she goes to another ex. He’s the Jerk, you know; the guy who all the Nice Guys in the world call The Asshole. And you know what? You know what this Asshole does? He comforts her, he compliments her. He tells her that those traits, teh traits she’s been belittled and taunted over, the traits that make her broken, the reason why She Can’t Find A Man, are what make her wonderful. Barney loved her for her insecurities, and he supported her independence. He supported her self-reliance. In one scene, this Asshole prove to be far more accepting and mature than the so-called Nice Guy.

So who do she end up with?

Ted.

I really don’t give a shit to reblog it again.

I have never seen something more true than this.

(Source: neuralmente)

29 Jul 2014
6·26 pm

lilyandthegiantsquid:

CAN WE ALL JUST APPRECIATE POTTER’S HAIR IN THIS

THIS IS HARRY’S HAIR, NOT THE SHIT DO’S HE HAD IN THE OTHER MOVIES

HE IS HARRY POTTER HERE

BLACK MESSY STICKING UP IN EVERY DIRECTION HAIR

RIGHT HERE

(Source: listenlikespring)

29 Jul 2014
6·25 pm

05sos:

lukes—tutu:

ereri-is-love-ereri-is-life:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Don’t tell them

SOMEONE TELL ME PLEASE

29 Jul 2014
6·24 pm

It was not by design.It happened by accident for A Bug’s Life because we had no budget or time to create a human dwelling for one shot, and then go below and see all this trash and Bug City. We were really begging, borrowing and stealing. So we said, ‘Hey, why don’t we go all white trash with it, and just paint this camper?’ Then somebody went, ‘Well, we need a car parked out there, so why don’t we make it the Pizza Planet driver, because we’ve got the truck?’ And we said, ‘Ah, that’ll be great!’ That just started it going, and from then on we said, ‘Can we put it in again?’ It became a game after a while: how intertwined can we create this world to be?” - Andrew Stanton

(Source: dearmrsawyer)

29 Jul 2014
6·21 pm

hp + hogwarts express » asked by 

29 Jul 2014
4·22 pm

28 Jul 2014
11·52 am

captainstormwind:

The truth is out there.

28 Jul 2014
11·44 am

madelineyo:

pocketspooks:

locksandglasses:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

image

Excellent gif use

28 Jul 2014
11·43 am

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28 Jul 2014
11·42 am

skunkbear:

nprontheroad:

Purple martin roosts are so large they show up on Doppler radar.
Those expanding circles are the birds leaving in the morning. Can you guess the first two places we picked to search for the missing birds?

A breakthrough in the case of the missing martins! Follow the whole journey over on NPR’s travel tumblr.

skunkbear:

nprontheroad:

Purple martin roosts are so large they show up on Doppler radar.

Those expanding circles are the birds leaving in the morning. Can you guess the first two places we picked to search for the missing birds?

A breakthrough in the case of the missing martins! Follow the whole journey over on NPR’s travel tumblr.

28 Jul 2014
11·41 am

mybodythehandgrenade:

brinconvenient:

gailsimone:

chrishaley:

Done and done.

(Not pictured: “Butt window”, but trust me, it’s there.)

You have no idea how much this cheered me up just now.

I for one, think this is a major improvement. Look how empowered he is! And it’s relevant to the character as someone who is powered by the sun, he’d want to maximize the amount of sunlight he receives, right? It’s not like it makes sense for him to cover himself from chin to toe.
In fact, I think some strappy sandals might be an improvement.

strappy high heeled sandals would increase his height making him closer to the sun. and if wonderwoman can fight in heels it can’t be that hard, right?

(Source: thechrishaley)

28 Jul 2014
11·40 am

elegantbuffalo:

Fossilised bones of a dinosaur believed to be the largest creature ever to walk the Earth have been unearthed in Argentina, palaeontologists say.

Based on its huge thigh bones, it was 40m (130ft) long and 20m (65ft) tall.

Weighing in at 77 tonnes, it was as heavy as 14 African elephants, and seven tonnes heavier than the previous record holder, Argentinosaurus.

Scientists believe it is a new species of titanosaur - an enormous long-neck herbivore dating from the Late Cretaceous period.  They unearthed the partial skeletons of seven individuals - about 150 bones in total - all in “remarkable condition”

28 Jul 2014
10·33 am

28 Jul 2014
3·29 am

colorguardpanda:

kirklandork:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

teamshercock:

morango-flutuante:

holly shit.

image

I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.

If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.

tag your porn

Holy crap

(Source: assassincreeds)

28 Jul 2014
3·29 am

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